Friday, February 5, 2010

I Killed ShesThatGirl.com, but I'm still That Girl

http://www.shesthatgirl.com/ is dead. Or it will be soon. Gotta give YAHOO 30 days notice.
I must apologize to my readers. I know several of ya'll have followed me from MySpace to She's That Girl and now to this. I promise I'll try to quit making you chase me around so much.

I've decided to quit wasting $ every month on my website which I never have time to work on. Take that YAHOO! Maybe one day when I'm retired I'll have time to put my meaningless dribble on a page that I have created from scratch. For now, we'll have to settle for a free version made on a template. My mindless rambling will pretty much stay the same. I'm sending out props to my people, K-Mo and Tina Boone, who have both taken the journey to blogspot. I'm totally copying off you guys!

To pop the cherry on my first blog on here, I'd like to bitch about the traffic in Beaumont.

When did the people here take driving lessons in Houston? What made it ok to let your blinker flash ONE time and then cut in front of someone? Do you think that letting it flash one time before forcing your piece o' shit Crapolier in front of someone makes it ok? You better watch out Crapolier driver, I'm looking for you and I'm gonna ram you in the ass the next time you cut in front of me.

Now let's talk about you idiots who cannot seem to drive in the rain.
On one hand you have the maniacs that tear ass down the highway, throwing waves of water in your wake and having no regard for your safety or the safety of the others who share the road with you. Shame on you! Hope you wreck that $50K Escalade of yours and have to drive your sister's Crapolier.
One the other hand, we have the dumbasses that slow down SO MUCH that they create a bottleneck behind them. Anyone going less than 40 on the highway during a sprinkle is a dumbass. Get the fuck out of the way and let me get around your stupid ass. If you are driving too slow on the highway, you are just asking to get hit.

Damn you RUBBERNECKERS! If it's an 18 wheeler that rolled over 6 times and then exploded I'll give you a pass. But if it's a tiny fender bender IT IS NOT THAT INTERESTING. Do not slow down to look. Do not stop directly in front to take a picture. KEEP MOVING. I'm sorry you will not have the "it was the biggest scratch you have ever seen!" story to tell when you get to work, but all of us will understand.

That completes my virgin post on blogspot. I swear it won't hurt as much next time.